What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 05:58

Live and Let Die
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
A View to a Kill
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Octopussy
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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You Only Live Twice
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Moonraker
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Goldfinger
From Russia With Love
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.